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Hey there, you glitter-drenched heathens and fabulous merry-makers! It’s me, Karen Brem, your fearless, fun-loving Marketing Director for the Historic Mardi Gras Inn, where the party never stops, and the accommodations are as clean and affordable as your conscience should be (but let’s be real—it won’t be after this parade). And honey, let me spill the tea—we’ve been serving a full glow-up! Our charming little den of mischief has just undergone a site-wide renovation, making it the perfect place to collapse after a night of absolute revelry, questionable choices, and well-earned debauchery.
And speaking of debauchery, brace your fabulous selves because Krewe du Vieux is rolling through the French Quarter on Saturday, February 15, 2025, at 6:30 PM, followed closely by krewedelusion—because one parade of X-rated satire simply isn’t enough for a city that thrives on pure, unfiltered chaos.
The History: From Vieux Carré to Very Kinky!
Born in 1987, Krewe du Vieux takes its name from Vieux Carré, the official name for the French Quarter (which means “Old Square,” but let’s be honest, nothing about this parade is square). Unlike those basic corporate-sponsored parades Uptown, Krewe du Vieux is proudly old-school—mule-drawn floats, handcrafted satirical monstrosities, and a commitment to unholy levels of filth and political mockery that would make your meemaw clutch her pearls.
And the 2025 theme? REVOLTING!!! (both in rebellion and in sheer obscenity). Expect an ungodly mix of outrageous floats, scathing political and celebrity takedowns, and just enough scandal to make you cackle so hard you spill your cocktail.
The Throws: Because Beads Are Basic, Babe
Sweetie, this ain’t your mama’s Mardi Gras. At Krewe du Vieux, you’re not just catching cheap beads and plastic doubloons—you’re getting the filthiest, funniest, most delightfully inappropriate souvenirs you can imagine.
- Glow-in-the-dark condoms (because safety first, sinners!)
- Miniature, handcrafted phallic sculptures (some of y’all will be real familiar with these shapes)
- Satirical toilet paper (because some headlines deserve to be flushed)
- X-rated beads (think beads but with a twist—and no, I won’t elaborate. You’ll see.)
This is not the parade to bring the kiddos to—unless you’re ready to answer some very awkward questions about why that float has a giant inflatable… well, never mind. Just don’t bring the kids.
But Wait… There’s More: Enter krewedelusion!
Just when you thought you’d seen it all, krewedelusion struts in behind Krewe du Vieux like the shady best friend who always encourages you to make bad decisions (but in the best way possible). Their mission? To keep the satire rolling and ensure that no ego remains unscathed.
If Krewe du Vieux is a no-holds-barred drag queen on a bender, krewedelusion is the glitter-covered performance artist who breaks into your after-party, steals the spotlight, and leaves you wondering what the hell just happened (but in a fabulous way).
Where to Stay? Baby, I’ve Got You Covered
Now, let’s talk about logistics. You need somewhere close to all the action, because trust me, after a night of debauchery, you do not want to be trekking back to some sad little hotel that smells like regret. Lucky for you, the Historic Mardi Gras Inn is the ultimate party crash pad.
We’re just ONE BLOCK off the French Quarter, meaning you’re within a short, stumble-friendly distance of:
- The parade route (so you can roll out of bed and into the madness)
- Bourbon Street, where drinks never stop and the party never sleeps
- St. Ann’s Street, where the LGBTQ+ magic happens and you’ll find drag queens who could read you to filth while doing high kicks in stilettos
- Frenchmen Street, where the live music and sweaty dancing will keep your soul (and other parts) alive all night long
Oh, and for when you need a little change of scenery? A streetcar stop is just a two-minute strut from our front door, ready to take you to even more debauchery across the city.
FOR INFORMATION ON ACCOMMODATIONS CALL US DIRECTLY AT 504.949.5815 OR 1.800.209.9408. YOU MAY ALSO VISIT US ONLINE AT historicmardigrasinn.com.