Southern Decadence is Coming Soon!
As the Marketing Director for the Historic Mardi Gras Inn, I’m here to give you the lowdown on one of the most tantalizing events you simply can’t miss during Southern Decadence. You’ve heard the whispers, seen the social media buzz, and now it’s time to experience it firsthand—ladies, gentlemen, and everyone fabulous in between, it’s time to walk with the gay ghosts of New Orleans! Mark your calendars for August 29th to September 2nd, because this tour is not just a stroll; it’s a sashay through history, scandal, and a bit of queer debauchery.
First, let’s talk about the deets. This scandalous affair kicks off nightly at Cafe LaFitte in Exile at 901 Bourbon St. (a place that practically oozes LGBTQ history) from 7:00 to 8:30 PM. For just $30, you’ll embark on a tour that’s half queer history, half good ol’ gay smut, and 100% unforgettable. Imagine, if you will, Marlon Brando raging through these very streets, lesbians fiercely defending their territory, and New Orleans being a hotbed for revolution—both political and personal. It’s not just a tour; it’s an experience that will leave you enlightened, entertained, and maybe a little hot under the collar.
Now, let’s get one thing straight (or as straight as it gets in our neck of the woods): this isn’t your average ghost tour. Nope! This is a happy hour of history, a bar crawl through the French Quarter’s most iconic LGBTQ haunts, and a raucous romp through the past where the lines between fact and folklore blur in the most delicious ways. Picture this: a seltzer (or vodka and soda if you’re feeling spicy) in hand as you stroll through the very streets where history was made, sipping and soaking up the stories of queer goblins, gallivanting ghosts, and giddy gossips. It’s a little bit crass, a whole lot of fun, and exactly what you need to kick off your Southern Decadence experience.
And did I mention the guides? Oh, honey, you’re in for a treat! Expect them to be funny, engaging, and yes, a bit naughty. We’re talking crass humor, horny hearsay, and enough charisma to keep you captivated from start to finish. But don’t let the fun fool you—this tour is also heartwarming and enlightening, shedding light on the rich tapestry of LGBTQ history in New Orleans in a way that’s both respectful and irreverent. It’s the perfect blend of education and entertainment, with a side of smut to keep things spicy.
But before you get too caught up in the excitement of the tour, let’s talk logistics. Southern Decadence is the event of the year, and if you haven’t booked your accommodations yet, what are you waiting for? Our beloved Historic Mardi Gras Inn is located just a block and a half from the fabulous French Quarter, making it the perfect home base for all your Decadence adventures. And let’s be real—after a night of walking with the gay ghosts and indulging in a bit of queer history, you’re going to want a place to rest your head that’s as welcoming and warm as our staff.
Speaking of our staff, let me remind you that we’re LGBTQ-owned and operated, and we pride ourselves on offering clean, affordable accommodations with a side of fabulous hospitality. We may not promise you the moon, but we do promise a welcoming atmosphere, a diverse team ready to cater to your every need, and a location that’s second to none. But here’s the thing—rooms are filling up fast, so if you want to ensure you’re part of the Southern Decadence action, you need to book NOW. I’m not kidding—like, right this second. For information on accommodations please call us at (504)949-5815 OR 1(800)209-9408 or just visit us at historicmardigrasinn.com.
So there you have it, darlings—a tantalizing taste of what’s in store for you at the Walking With The Gay Ghosts Of New Orleans tour. Grab your seltzer, don your most fabulous outfit, and get ready for a night of history, humor, and a whole lot of heart. And don’t forget—after the tour, your cozy room at the Historic Mardi Gras Inn will be waiting for you, just a stone’s throw from the French Quarter. Happy Southern Decadence, and we’ll see you soon!